J: i didnt know u could read minds….maybe i just don't have thoughts….Į: everyone has fucking thoughts.l…… but i cant… read urs… cant i read ur mind… why do u smell so good… *slideshow in the background with informational voice: it turns out that one of jacob’s sperm containing renesemee was i dont know hanging out which was already pyscihologucally connected to bella and stole bella’s power of smelling good and no thoughts then transferred it to jacob making him have those powers* *spotlight end* jacob……. what the fuck……… is that smell? i just realized i cannot read his mind? what the fuck is going on…………. J: *thinks* he will never love me the way i love him.maybe i should just end it all….Į: *freeze frame…. J: *actually likes being choked* oh no….oh no….don't do this….Į: *notices hes into it* AHRHGHGHHGHGHHG (in rage) *choke slams him into the broken glass table* YOURE SO GROSS J.is that.is that realy how you feel?Į: *inexplicable rage* obviously u weirdo stupid werewolf dog *starts choking jacob* is this seriously how u thin k of me? of us? ur sick in the fucking head. J: thats c-c-crazy bro, i cant even read hahaha how could i write that hahahaĮ. *looks up at jacob with golden orbs and squints his eyes* it says its ur textbook J: thats so weird….who would have done that….so gross….Į: lemme check whose textbook this is. how did they know everything about us… actually wait it look s like someone wrote this by hand… Lmssoaooao dw ok it wont let me but *jacob x edward fanfiction*Į: yeah. fine ill read it *clears throat* fuck i didnt copy pzste it hold on J: i didnt want to tell u this bc i thought you would make fun of me but….i cant read.Į: u fucking illiterate bastard. no i can’t read this filthĮ: it… it *face turns red then green then purple* it…. J: yeah i do thanks bro that helped a lotĮ: no problem, now onto question 6. J: *becomes a vampire but also still werewolf* bro……Į: ok. can i help u? *no answer* hello? are you awake? bystander *points to alice* please contact ems adn let them know someone is about to be Turned *bites jacob* what are u sayingĮ: *starts meditating to calm down* what.Į: what the fuck r u trying to say *flexes his hands ina nger*Į: Hi, I’m edward cullen. sometimes i let my anger get the better of meĮ: *starts getting mad* speak the fuck up. J: its ok bro….im nervous bc.no i cant say it.its embarrassingĮ: *caresses jacobs’ face where he slapped him* its ok. *lights down spotlight on edward for brief monologue* i… i feel so guilty i slapped him to be or not to be? then i should aboiplogize *lgihts back on*. J: *turns back into a person* sorry bro i do that sometimes when im nervousĮ: ……….
you cant do ths in my house and u broke my antique glass table i stole from bulgaria J: *turns into a wolf* aaaaawoooooooooooooĮ: *slaps him across the wolf face, once then twice* what the FUCK are you doing. sweet) and the final product is two pyruvate molecules so in question 5 they’re asking what is the first step of glycolysis, do you know what glycolysis is?Į: *startled, looks away.* uh? ok well glycolysis is basically when glucose is split (glucose is sugar and like…….
Jacob: i don't really get this whole math thing.can u explain?Į: oh that’s okay. Setting: cullen’s house they’re studying or smthn bella hasnt moved in yetĮdward: so what did you get for number 5? Stats: Published: Words: 10568 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 16 Kudos: 13 Bookmarks: 1 Hits: 2439 Black Parade - My Chemical Romance (Album).Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge - My Chemical Romance (Album).Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album).
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